The Sober Life – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Description

THE SOBER LIFE
Climb the highest peaks. Cross the roughest terrain. Remember it all in the morning.

This shirt is for the adventurers who traded bar hops for mountain tops, late-night benders for sunrise trailheads, and “hold my beer” for “hold my kombucha.” With a cheeky nod to The North Face, it’s the perfect gear for navigating the rugged wilderness of reality—no blackout necessary.

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors