Dopeless Hope Fiend – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Description

DOPELESS HOPE FIEND
Once upon a time, you chased the wrong highs. Now you’re hooked on something even stronger—hope, baby. This shirt is for the former party crashers who traded their “Where’s the plug?” texts for “See you at the meeting” group chats.

Featuring a cheeky smiley face that’s seen some things (but is still grinning), it’s your wearable badge of honor for surviving the chaos, ditching the dope, and mainlining positivity.

Perfect for recovery events, coffee shop philosophizing, or scaring the normies at the grocery store. 100% cotton, 0% controlled substances—just a potent dose of clean-living swagger.

Warning: May cause contagious optimism and unsolicited high-fives.

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors