You Bet Giraffe I’m Sober T-Shirt, Funny Gift Tee, Unisex Joke Shirt, Animal Lover Apparel, Quirky Party Top

Description

“You Bet Giraffe I’m Sober” Tee

This shirt is what happens when dad jokes and sobriety had a love child and then gave it sunglasses. Featuring a chill giraffe posted up like he’s got nowhere to be except your chest, this bad boy loudly declares: “You bet giraffe I’m sober.” Translation: your recovery’s got more drip than a jungle watering hole.

Made on a durable cotton canvas that’s softer than a baby’s first AA chip, this shirt was built for cookouts, meetings, and awkward family reunions where someone inevitably asks, “So… you don’t drink at ALL?” Just point at your giraffe. He’s got shades, he’s got confidence, and he’s got your back.

It’s witty, it’s bold, and it’ll make strangers at Walmart high-five you without context. Sobriety never looked this tall, this proud, or this damn funny.

Product features
– Constructed without side seams for a streamlined look and reduced fabric waste.
– Features a ribbed collar that retains its shape for lasting wear.
– Shoulder tape for added stability and support, ensuring durability.
– Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, providing a soft, lightweight feel perfect for year-round wear.
– Ethically sourced materials certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors